Hilarious

We have a fishy!! I can’t believe it!! - E

So does an air mattress go in the air?!!! So why do you call it an air mattress?? - S

Is Belle crazy? She has no long sleeves or coat on & it’s snowing! -E

Oh she is my kid! Thank you Captain Obvious! - E

Wall Street Daycare - E

A princess! A real live one - E

Nana got rid of the baby thing & gave it to another baby - E

Nana used to have to get her out of that bed. Oh those days were so horrible - S 

Are you ever gonna come back?!!! - S

It’s like a water fountain in here it’s super cool isn’t it cool in here - E

Kenebekanezzar- E

How about you spit in your mouth & catch it - E

We like God & we have faith in God - S

We live in Arkansas - E answering why we are Christians 

There was a worm I cried I didn't see it come in I was just looking at the door and there it was daddy just picked it up I think it was slimy. It came in booty first - E

It’s probably because I had a spanking and I don’t want another one - S

Daddy’s peeking - E

I colored a picture bout the five fuzzin- E

My eyes keep trying to let me tear. I keep rubbing them and they keep tearing E

Putting makeup on Lukey - E

God i need this not to happen pleas fix this - E

Salie is gonna have to fight a bunny. She really likes carrots! - E

There are horsies everywhere in this world!! - E

Banana pudding comes from .... “Cows!” - E

Sunshine flowers are back!! - E about dandelions

You are the famous trophy Mommy! You are the best! - E